coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

(via shitfuckidk)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh, via clubbingwhore)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via shearrr)